Cable and an ipod

To set the scene. Amanda was exhausted from another day of building sand castles and sun tanning so naturally she needed to find some way to entertain herself or else sleep would overtake her. She could not let that happen, so she devised a plan to avoid sleep. Luckily for her two distractions dropped into her yellow door house just as she was about to give up and fall asleep. The one distraction was rather silent all night as the tv had memorized her using its cable connection as bait. The other distraction was busy updating her ipod. After a skype call from her Dad, Amanda grew restless, the conversation in the room was entertaining but she needed something more to satisfy her limited attention span. So she started a conversation with the ipod updater over texting but soon that grew tiresome as the responses were not quick enough. She decided to switch to using the source of all truth also known as facebook to conduct the rest of her secret conversation. The text below is how this conversation went:

Amanda: boo! why are you at my house
Sara:well i just like randomly showing up at strange peoples houses and staying past my welcome
Amanda:well i thought my dad told you to leave hours ago. You dont seem to listen to well
Sara: i dont,i am mostly deaf in both ears
Amanda: next time i will sign it
Sara: ok sounds good, first you are going to have to teach me to sign
Amanda:first i will have to learn how to sign
okay new plan next time i will write it out
on poster board in bubble letters
Sara: i am illiterate.... just very good at multiple guess exams
Amanda: than i will display it pictorially
Sara:oh, i dont understand art forms either
Amanda: some artist you are
Sara: i know, i like to fake my way through things
Amanda: You are very good at faking you should go into politics.
Sara:i dont like politics...
its too....
political?
Amanda: What about a pop singer
Sara:sure i can be a poop singer
Amanda:Okay what about a movie star
Sara:sure i can mooooo too

Hope you enjoyed Amanda's attempt to entertain herself.

Amandasaurous

The Amandasaurus is a rare species from the yellow door region.  A bi-ped with long arms and quick feet, this dinosaur is an avid soccer player and watcher of Disney films.  The diet of the Amandasaurous consists mainly of oatmeal, tomato soup, and fruit snacks, with a developed taste for chai lattes.  Sleep is a neccessity for the Amandasaurous, and naps in the late afternoon or during young adult Bible studies are not unheard of.  The Amandasaurous is a friendly creature, especially towards children, and though seemingly mild and shy on first meeting, is an active, observant, and super fun dinosaur!

We <3 Amandasaurous!

News from the yellow door

Early last week a force of destructive nature also known as Amanda ripped through the house with with yellow door in a violent fashion. Annoyed with a lack of space to put the massive hoards of stuff that has accumulated in the last couple months, Amanda, decided it was time to redecorate. She torn through every cupboard in the house surprised and the treasures she found in some of the cupboards. She found process food which wrappers had changed twice since the time she had bought it. She found items that had been hidden by the friendly popcorn ghost. She proceeded to scatter these items all over the living room floor. "Ugh. Where to put all this junk." She rushed up the stairs and came back with a shelf and place in the middle of the room. A few moments later a slightly dazed Brittni came down. "there is a shelf in the doorway."Brittni observed. "I reorganizing " was the half grunted response from an obviously preoccupied Amanda. So Amanda continued her reorganization of the house. "I shall organize this house one room at a time and then I shall have conquered it!" She announced triumphantly to herself. And now one week later she is getting closer to her goal. The living has been conquered complete with room to store the constantly multiplying craft supplies. However this reorganization has had a tragic effect on Amanda's bedroom as it been classified as un-liveable as both the floor and the bed have disappeared under hoards of precious items that Amanda cant bear to be separated from. She dreams of being able to conquer her room and reclaim for herself but she knows she is in for a long battle. Both sides are strong but who will prevail in the war or reorganization? Stay tuned for battle updates.

JLV - aka Joint Library Venture

Welcome to the library of Sara and Amanda founded independence day 2011.

We welcome one and all to borrow items from our library. In order to borrow items from our library you must design and create a library card. This card will work at both of our branches and allow you to borrow movies.

Each movie/musical disc rental you can keep for up to three weeks.

To borrow a movie you must
Flash, sign and dash
A. You must flash your card
B. Sign out the movie using a signing device and recording place
C.Dash away into media bliss

Late fees
More than a week late - Requires a rediculous and extravagant excuse
More than a month late- Requires a baked good of some point

Both branches carry musical discs and dvds.
Sara branch also carries books on a rent to own basis.

Quotes from the house with the yellow door week of June 30

Brittni: ‎Amanda, how do I bus pass?
Amanda: You run pass a bus

Brittni: why is she praying about the spray tan???!
Amanda: to give it a heavenly glow