To set the scene. Amanda was exhausted from another day of building sand castles and sun tanning so naturally she needed to find some way to entertain herself or else sleep would overtake her. She could not let that happen, so she devised a plan to avoid sleep. Luckily for her two distractions dropped into her yellow door house just as she was about to give up and fall asleep. The one distraction was rather silent all night as the tv had memorized her using its cable connection as bait. The other distraction was busy updating her ipod. After a skype call from her Dad, Amanda grew restless, the conversation in the room was entertaining but she needed something more to satisfy her limited attention span. So she started a conversation with the ipod updater over texting but soon that grew tiresome as the responses were not quick enough. She decided to switch to using the source of all truth also known as facebook to conduct the rest of her secret conversation. The text below is how this conversation went:
Amanda: boo! why are you at my house
Sara:well i just like randomly showing up at strange peoples houses and staying past my welcome
Amanda:well i thought my dad told you to leave hours ago. You dont seem to listen to well
Sara: i dont,i am mostly deaf in both ears
Amanda: next time i will sign it
Sara: ok sounds good, first you are going to have to teach me to sign
Amanda:first i will have to learn how to sign
okay new plan next time i will write it out
on poster board in bubble letters
Sara: i am illiterate.... just very good at multiple guess exams
Amanda: than i will display it pictorially
Sara:oh, i dont understand art forms either
Amanda: some artist you are
Sara: i know, i like to fake my way through things
Amanda: You are very good at faking you should go into politics.
Sara:i dont like politics...
its too....
political?
Amanda: What about a pop singer
Sara:sure i can be a poop singer
Amanda:Okay what about a movie star
Sara:sure i can mooooo too
Hope you enjoyed Amanda's attempt to entertain herself.
Oh, how late nights make me giggle like a schoolgirl!
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