From Religious debates to professing our love

It was an ordinary Sunday evening for the residence of the house with the yellow door. Church was set to begin in a half hour and Amanda had yet to arrive home in order to transport her roommates to chruch. Her room began to wonder if she would ever show up or if she had finally decided to join the dark side. Alas Amanda showed up at the last minute! Honda to civic to the rescue. Of they went to the project( that place of heathens) arrive fashionably late as usual. As they walked into the overly large church they could heard the worship music coming from the darkened sanctuary. The room mates engaged in a game of hide in go seek to find the unofficially room mate. As a game of Marco polo was out of the question they decided to use the method text and search. After finding the unofficial room mate they enjoyed a "relevant" church service. At some point in time during the service they were joined by David. After the service had been complete he asked the three what their plans were and they stared blankly at him with a look that seemed to say "what is planning?". So they mumbled through some conversation and decided to go scold Brittni for being a bad Lutheran. So off they piled into the cars and headed off to the house were Brittni was avoiding religion. So into Brittni's hideout they piled into and were greeted by a "Oh hello there" from Dawn the hideout's host. The two other occupants of the house shrugged in greeting but soon they would be interested by their visitors as they started to scold Brittni for being so unlutheran. And that started the great debate about what actually did it mean to be a Lutheran and it seemed no one could quite agree. With heads about to explode Dawn decided to cool the tensions and suggested we would play a game of things. Soon laughter was heard throughout the house as the super hero rock solid, epic fail, dr. farts alot, the leaker, captain no toes, the accountant and everyone's favourite super hero "THE MAN". The Man could tie a tie perfectly every time! Everyone's favourite superhero. The next round ensues only to be rudely interrupted by a male stomach. So David and Dawn tag teamed it to feet the suddenly hungry gamers. So with full stomachs the gang continued their gaming until eyes started to close. "One more round then we're off." announced Amanda. So Brittni came up with the last question of the night. "Before the evening ends everyone must profess their love for someone either real or fictional." Here are the answers to Brittni's epic question: To Greg...sure why not: "I love you." To Bram: " Skinamarinnky Dinky Dinky Shinamarinnky Doo, I love you" To Henry the 8th: "I will never forget th first time I laid eyes on your awesome, authority. I want to be your next wife. And I prefer a beheading to a divorce." To all the girls of love's past.: "To whom it may concern - I have a deep and abiding love for you. That really sucks for me. Please stop being so sexy, or leave this dimension." To those girls: "you're hot, and you love vedio games and hate school! Okay, I uh really need to phrase this more romantically." To those Nazi lovers: "um, when, oh, uh, ya, so, heil hitler." To General Mills : O maker of cheerios - you brought me joy when i was young- in church pews, before school, in handfuls - and for adding apples and cinnamon you have my undying affection.: To those I love: "Sup! Baby I love your swollen man feet. Come with me sexy!" And with those parting words they headed off David with a wii in hand, much to the annoyance of this brother, into the darkness of the night hoping not to get lost on the way home.